May 2013
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tardis-impala:
do u ever hear some lyrics and it feels like someone just stabbed you
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urinatings:
georgewashington:
what a faggot
watch your language u were a president
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Peter Jackson was still editing The Return Of The King a few hours before it premiered and got 11 oscars for it
I can do all my homework the day before it’s due thank you very much.
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“I can’t stand it to think my life is going so fast and I’m not really living it.”
– Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises (via wizlaqueefa)
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augwins:
[AGGRESSIVELY FIST PUMPS TO COTTON EYE JOE]
do i even need to say something
babyferaligator:
urinatings:
FACT: ocean
this is not a fact i asked my mom
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whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
alltheangst:
jackbassam:
When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
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thecapn:
“How do I stop?” Sam asks, but he’s not really talking about the trials. How do I stop hating myself, how do I stop believing that you’re always going to choose someone else over me, how do I make this -any of this- okay?
“Just let it go.”
c0nflictedhearts:
I’m sad and miserable. How are you? :)
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hey okay can we stop talking about the accident now please i’m pretty sure i’m on the verge of a full-blown panic attack over it so let’s just stop now okay yes thank you
Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know...
tulililli:
reblogthings:
lol your not special for knowing what a coaster is
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fartgallery:
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iwishiwasntdreaming:
fartgallery:
what if every time you masturbated you got a new freckle
brb
ok
are you back yet?
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jameskirked:
[seductively portrays love for hugh laurie through interpretive dance]
I think I made a mistake.
