The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
why do i need a fucking job
i don’t want to work for the rest of my life
i don’t want to do this